At this rate I will be obese by spring.

It's fall...

But it feels like winter time to me.

Time for hot foods.

Like Chicken and Rice...

And Slow-Cookers.

And Soup.

And really big blankets.

And slippers.

And movies at home in my PJs.

And staying in my bed all day.

And coats and scarves and tall socks.

Socks. Tall socks and hiking socks and fleece socks.

And hot chocolate and hot tea and hot coffee and hot irish coffee... we tried that: unsuccessful.

I am quickly realizing that my real passion in life is food.

Murder, Sex Offenders, Macs and Pancakes

Brandon tried to kill P tonight.

As a result I got to eat the rest of the Shrimp Fried Rice. Yum.

Thanks.

Dear Sex Offender Neighbor,

Even though you live across the street... I don't think I want to trick-or-treat at your house. Actually, I don't think I want to meet you at all. Maybe you should move.

From,

E.

I got a new computer... still trying to come up with a name. It should go with Maxwell and probably be from a Beatles song. (-E.)

Lately all I hav wanted to eat is breakfast food... that's ok yeah? (I have also been using a Minnesota Dialect.... Don'tch Know.)

PANCAKES!!!!

Yum.

Mmmm breakfast for Dinner.

It means everyones a Winner.

Eggs, BACON, Sausage, Toast,

breakfast burritos, your morning host.

Take your lunch, fuck your sandwich and soup,

Burn in hell supper, it all tastes of poop.

Give me carbs, give me pancakes, with butter galore.

Give me only one course, not three or four.

I'll take cereal and milk or eggs and cheese.

I will beg. I will plead.... more breakfast please.

P's revenge

Re: This is why we love P.

Fuck you guys. I am being a gracious and kind human being by letting you use my computer and this is the thanks I get. Public humiliation? And by public, I'm obviously referring to the millions of followers we have on this blog.

That's all I have to say.

BubbleTrucks and Stuffy Noses.

I miss this: (I am on the far right... blowing the bubbles.)

Dear nose,

Unclog.

Thanks,

E.

Dear Two Year Old Classroom,

Thanks for the cold... jerks.

Love,

E.

Quote of the week:

"Well this is really-bad-decision-time." (A.)

I am babysitting and watching HD tv... fancy.