Saturday, September 19, 2009

Saturday


Its A.
Just got home.
E. has not left the couch all day except to get Corona.
The bottles are piling up.
... Awesome!
P. isn't home.
Prolly just as well-its Oyster fest.
Went to rehearsal for the twin show...without my twin.
Didn't make sense.
At all.
Being lazy now with 1/3 of my house.
Ciao for now.

Why we love P...




Sunday, September 13, 2009

twins


P here. In an empty apartment. Kinda weird.

P and A auditioned to play twins today. Love my life.

E has been gone for the weekend, saddies.

She returns today though, happies.

Quiet weekend.

Over and out.


Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Dinner Time!

Menu: Manicotti, Broccoli, Garlic bread, Vino.
Yum.

It's Wednesday... Work work work.
P got new pants.
I have no clue where A is.
E made dinner.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Ode to September 4th

The night was warm, the whiskey was too.
We were battered and tired, but we chose to persevere.

He stood on Roscoe and Leavitt, cell phone in hand, hip popped like a champ.
They invited us in.
She lied, we laughed.
More drinks were poured....
whiskey rivers ran wild.
We danced. We danced. We danced.

South Africa again?
France was there two.
But he tried to prove he liked women. We laughed... you can't fool us.
But the mistake was already made:

Number had been exchanged: 3333.
oooooooopppppppsssssss

Some wanted burritos and some wanted to sleep.
A man was hailed. A lie was told.
The ride was free. "Well we didn't want to get raped."
It was only 3 blocks.

A wallet was lost... a return was made.
More numbers exchanged.
"I felt bad for him and could care less about his girlfriend."

Home. And one was down.
And THEY arrived.
Numbers were remembered.
Stones thrown... it could have been romantic, if one was convinced they like girls.
Yelling. Texting. Yelling.

A final goodnight. goodbye. please forget our address.

And a killer hang over.


Friday, September 4, 2009

we are nar-nar's

hey hey hey

chachaaiai. "noone's gonna understand that."

we solve our problems with rock paper scissors.

the ultimate source of conflict resolution.

we are disappointed in our mass text replies. we are clever. noone else is.

"and humble."

love ya betch!

ps. this is kind of like a poem.
pps. look for our upcoming book : things to avoid (a contradiction)